DOG is Different. pet's name is Opposite. When we tell her to sit, she jumps up in the air. When we tell her to come, she runs away. She thinks every day is Opposite Day. We just got her yesterday. Bubbles and puppets and blocks and cards and play dough and beads and balls and balloons and books and frisbees and puzzles are all things I woud like for Christmas. Instead, I got a dog; but I love my dog. Eating. I think someone is burning popcorn. I can smell it.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays.